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Total Medals Earned: 62 (From 16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,430 Points

Applez

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Aversion to death 5 Points

Complete an easy level without dying

Dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat

Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points

Attempt to double jump

REALLY a dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat while fat

Brutal takedown 10 Points

Mid-air axe death

Like a chubby vampire 10 Points

Death by spikes when fat

Skilled at not dying 10 Points

Complete a hard level without dying

Slow and steady 10 Points

Get to the flag when fat

Jump, magic jump 25 Points

Find and use the golden bounce pad

Untouchable 25 Points

Complete a hard level without taking damage

Curious 50 Points

Find a secret area

Godslayer 50 Points

Defeat the cat god

Royal rainbow 50 Points

Vomit on the princess

Collector 100 Points

Find all 3 secret areas

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 2/9 (125/500 points)

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Cuboy: Hot Pants

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/240 points)

Thrill Seeker 10 Points

Flirt with death.

Hooked 5 Points

Play the game many times in one session.

Quick Feet 5 Points

Quickly move down the mountain.

Hot Toes 10 Points

Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.

Ultimate Goatman 10 Points

Unlock the goat costume. Baaa

Ultimate Fireman 25 Points

Unlock the Fireman outfit.

Ultimate Survivor 25 Points

Reach a score of 1500

Ultimate Lederhosen 50 Points

Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.

Ultimate Rockman 100 Points

Unlock the Rockman outfit.

EON

Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/445 points)

PILGRIM 10 Points

Complete the entire first ring of levels.

EXPLORER 25 Points

Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.

JUDGE 10 Points

Rate 5 or more user levels.

JUNIOR 25 Points

Complete the first level under par in all three categories.

JURY 25 Points

Rate 50 or more user levels.

AMATEUR 50 Points

Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.

LEGEND 50 Points

Complete all three rings of levels.

PRO 50 Points

Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.

CHAMPION 100 Points

Complete all levels under par in all three categories.

EXECUTIONER 100 Points

Rate 100 or more user levels.

Epic Battle Fantasy

Medals Earned: 8/18 (80/460 points)

Beholder 10 Points

Slay the tentacle beast.

Defender 10 Points

Slay the sentinel.

King Slime 10 Points

Slay the giant slime.

Mecha 10 Points

Slay the giant robot.

Regice 10 Points

Slay the Pokemanz.

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Goku 50 Points

Slay your undead god.

Warrior 50 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty.

Hero 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Knight 100 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty.

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Extreme Gardening

Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)

1st Bronze 5 Points

Your very first bronze!

1st Silver 10 Points

Your very first silver!

Day area 10 Points

Complete day area!

1st Gold 10 Points

Your very first gold!

Sunset area 25 Points

Complete sunset area!

All Bronzes 50 Points

Collect all bronzes!

Night area 50 Points

Complete night area!

All Golds 100 Points

Collect all golds!

All Silvers 100 Points

Collect all silvers!

In Utero

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.